Shailesh Bhosale next movie Chand Chalna(Moon Walk) creating big hypes.

Shailesh Bhosale, the guy who shot to fame after his debut film Kalyug. Kalyug proved to be his big break into the world of movies. Kalyug was a film by Mahesh Bhatt. Shailesh is not new on the Bollywood scene and knows all about ups and downs in this industry. So, he has kept his hopes high and is waiting to taste success.

Shailesh Bhosale

His next film, Chand Chalna(Moon Walk) is due to hit theaters at the end of this year. He is starring with the beautiful Sridevi opposite. The name of the movie is everything that describes Shailesh as a dancer. The world doesn't know about Shailesh as a mindblowing dancer. He is all set to prove that in his next film Chand Chalna.

There is a saying in Dadar, 'Shailesh used to Moon-Walk before Michael Jackson did'

When spoke to the blue-eyed boy Shailesh says, "I was very angry with Michael Jackson for copying my step, but it's okay. I am still a die hard Michael Jackson fan. My next film is going to get the whole world grooving, moon walking and dancing to my lead. Just wait and watch."

We wish all the best to this talented dancer and budding actor. So can Shailesh become the next King of Pop? Only time will tell.

Stanley Rodrigues still mourning Osama Bin Laden's death.

 

Stanley, reveals to DadarLeaks, "I was Osama's best man. I'm heartbroken and miss him a lot. Besides, I keep having dreams that he's still alive, then when I wake up and realize he's dead, I start sobbing. It's horrible. I'm never going to shave my beard ever again unless he comes back to life."

'ADU' the bad dark guy, unleashes. An exclusive interview gone wrong with Adrian Fernandes.

I Am Evil

Enough said.

DL - Aur, kaisa hai bhai?

AF - PARDON? I'd rather you address me by my name.

DL - Greetings, Adrian.

AF - THE NAME IS Adu YOU FILTHY STEM OF A PLANT.

DL - Our apoligies, Adu. So how are you doing today?

AF - JOlly good pip pip. How you doing carcass?

DL - Wow, Adu, you seem to be in a very cheerful mood.

AF - Indeed. I watched Baby's Day Out last night.

DL - What?

AF - BLA.. BLACK! I WATCHED BLACK FRIDA.. I WATCHED TRANSFORMERS LAST NIGHT! NO, I ..I WATCHED A CAT DIE! It happened right in front of my eyes. I laughed when its last breath escaped its beak.

DL - Cats don't have beaks.

AF - DO NOT FOOL ME YOU ACNE RIDDEN CHILD. I WILL CAST MY SWORD IN YOUR MOUTH AND TEAR YOU APART AND THEN EA....

DL - ..Ok-ok, sorry. So tell us what are you upto?

AF - Nothing much. Just been, Oiling up the treadmill, Greasing up the racoon, Cranking up my rooster, Lubricating guns, Masturbat....

DL - ..Um, yeah ok. Is that your life in college or at the gym?

AF - NO! YOU MUCK OF ROTTENNESS. I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND CUT IT WITH MY SWORD AND THEN I WILL CUT YOUR BOD.....

DL - ..Wait, did you just say, “GOD”?

AF - SATAN! SATAN! I MEANT SATAN! *to self - forgive me, my dark father. Today I will sacrifice a pig*

DL - Ohh Ok! And howz it going with the girls?

AF - Girls come, girls go its all about the love vermin. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY DARK SKIN YOU MORON. OR, I WILL CUT YOUR SCUB OF FLESH AND EAT IT.

DL - Alright then. I think that will be all.

AF - Ok jolly good putrid wound.

DL - Yeah. Thank you for your time anyway. We shall meet you soon. Really. Thank you, Adrian.

AF - THE NAME IS Adu YOU TIT OF A PIG. I WILL CAST MY SWORD IN YO....


We're sorry.

DadarLeaks attacked.

Deadly Viruses.

Today my friend's is a very sad day. Once in your life, everyone is faced with what seems to be the most difficult time. It takes a lot of work out to come out strong and courageous out of that situation. For every single crew member at DadarLeaks today is that day.

In a very vile move, the pioneers of Dadar, YCWA have made their move. The committee, headed by Shaunin Fernandez, have unleashed their barbarous wing on DadarLeaks. It happened last night where every single writer and crew member at DadarLeaks was infected by the dreaded virus. It's a highly mutated virus that imparts flu like symptoms and extreme discomfort. One of our staff member suffered an epileptic fit.

We have decided that we will fight this battle with double the determination. And we need your full support for that. DadarLeaks will do it's best to keep you updated with the Dadar scene. Help us fight the sickness.

Eminem to Rap at this sunday's sermon.

For Hip-Hop fans in Dadar, there's good news: In a spontaneous turn of events, it has been confirmed that Eminem will appear at this Sunday's evening mass to rap instead of the sermon. Fans will get to see one of the finest white rapper in the history of Hip-Hop music this coming Sunday. What's more, there is a reliable word that Eminem will be performing three of his hits, 'Loose Yourself', 'Just Loose It' and 'Smack That Sermon' instead of the frequent mind-numbing sermon. And if time permits then 'Smack That Sermon' repeats again.

Loose Yourselves, I'll Be There.

For the most part, everybody has agreed that hip hop culture and its members are already in the church at-large. They also felt that most people would be wise to acknowledge and embrace the movement as a way of maintaining relevance with an increasingly disinterested audience. The church committee hopes to see all the outstanders come inside church for Eminem's performance. And also for the people who leave the church during the sermon to drink a cup of tea. "Is that the only time time the tea is nice and hot? If it's so I definetly miss it." says a priest.

One of our reporters heard the priest's already referring to the word 'YO - YO' in every sentence. When spoke to one priest he said, "Yo Yo I hope it Yo turns out to be a Yo jam packed Yo event." We asked him to understand that too many Yo's will spoil the flow.

Note: Eminem is due to perform at this Sunday's evening mass which will be held at Our Lady Of Salvation Church at 7.00pm on the 17th of July. Hope to see all you people here. Its a free entry.

A letter to Whomsoever it may Concern.

We are taking things slow lately. I am sure you guys can understand. This is difficult. Although not as difficult as impersonating someone. Now that needs some real balls. Balls so strong and heavy, they’d hang down to your ankles. Although not touching, because that would be gay. But fuck, impersonation can be damn difficult, and there’s no way we’d be able to manage. Like the 'spamster' gentleman running the (What MeN!!!!!) blog [http://ilivenexttothechurch.blogspot.com/]. We got to know about this strange blog this morning through our followers list. The Blog claims we DadarLeaks are plagiarizing some girl.

'Plagiariam Much!!!'. Seriously? first learn to spell it right, Spamster. Secondly come back to our blog (which you will since you are our vivid follower) and check the date of our first post which was on the 14th of June and then go back to your vague not so humorous blog and check the date of your first post which dates the 16th of June, if that is the so called blog you are talking about. Now we know who is the 'Plagiarism' Bitch. Please get your facts right before bullshitting stuff. Thirdly, We saw your blog states that we are mocking people. And we see you stating Judas Priestly is gay aka Jude. Now We see who is mocking people and being personal of the way they are and lastly we noticed how you caps-locked the word DadarLeaks. Makes us understand the gravity of the situation.

Finally you tell us to keep up the good work. You sir, are the apex and the vortex among thugs, among hitmen, among fucking ninjas. We at DadarLeaks go down on our knees like the whores that we are, and grace our noses with the ground that your feet have touched. Your apex skills, matched with the throbbing appeal is exactly what worthless, insignificant asses such as ourselves need to look upto. You are the sour cream over turkey breast.

We would rather remain anonymous, than ascertain our names as a registry entry. You Sir are a mosquito larvae still to be born.
We salute you, Kind sir.

The DadarLeaks Team.

Bull attacks Indiabulls. Angry bull tosses Cathy Dmello like a ragdoll. Angry Cathy disembowels the bull.

We’ve seen the usual life threatening attacks by raging bulls on matadors but this bull was definitely different from the rest. The bull attacked Indiabulls office.

Yesterday was just another day at Indiabulls, where all their employees got together in the lobby to talk about how their work sucks. Not having a single clue to what's coming up next. In a matter of three seconds, An angry bull leaps into Indiabulls compound. "Wow finally Indiabulls makes sense!" exclaimed an employee in the lobby, who was later rushed to a nearby hosipital.

The bull charged towards the crowd mingling in the lobby. The receptionist had to say that the crowd was apparently taunting the bull before the incident. At least 50 people were injured at Indiabulls, after the bull charged into them in the office lobby. Good thing there were no fatalities. But would you believe someone actually tried to grab the bull by the tail to stop it's attack? Yes it was The famous Dadar ki Rani Cathy Dmello an employee of Indiabulls. This pissed the bull even more, the bull turned around caught Cathy with it's horns and tossed her around like a ragdoll.

Cathy just lost it, She retaliates within three seconds. Showing no mercy to the bull, She brought it on the bull, fists, nails and  bites. She then went ahead to do some rather swift, blunt-force disembowelment on the bull showing no remorse, thus killing the bull on the spot.

We spoke to Cathy Dmello, and she says, "It's no big deal. We were just chilling in the lobby and this happened. Seriously it's Ok. Now your'll better run for your life or I cut you into piec...an... .. .. "

We flee the spot on time...
Wonder if the bull had something to do with the company name.

The following evening caught choking a street cat.

Aarifah Eve Rebello went flying(Mad) Over Donuts.

Aarifah Eve Rebello

 What we witnessed yesterday was completely shocking and out of the world.

This happened at Mad Over Donuts. We were chilling and munching over some donuts yesterday. After a few minutes later a girl entered the outlet. The girl who is believed to be Aarifah Eve Rebello from Dadar. Aarifah Eve Rebello entered the shop and commanded, "Come out my flying donuts." What followed after that was like watching Donuts Vs Humans.

As soon as she commanded, there was thundering like sounds being heard. There was bright lights, loud noises, temperature extremes, headaches stemming from brain and pain over the body in the form of electric shock. All the donuts came out like flying saucers and invaded the area circling around Aarifah. The Donuts had huge mouths, hell-bent on consuming you in a single bite. We panicked in sync like psychotics.

Our Lensman managed to capture the massive Donut on his camera.

All the Donuts then came together to become one big f*cking flying Donut saucer on which Aarifah jumped, like Harry Potter sitting on his toilet broom and vanished with the speed of light in the skies, creating a big hole in the ceiling of Mad Over Donuts. We managed to escape unhurt.


We were all numb until now. Our reporters are still healing from this incident.

Rinaldo Mendes gets pissed. Phone throws self on floor.

Rinaldo Mendes is a charming young man. But those who know him well, are aware of his extreme short temper. The Dadar resident is known to be irritated quite easily, and there is only one that suffers due to this wrath lashout – Rinaldo's cell phone.

Employees at Jet Airways, where Rinaldo works, are witness to these aggressive moments. Chairman Naresh Goyal says, “There is a saying in Jet Airways. Rinaldo’s phone comes to work before Rinaldo does.”

Last week, Rinaldo was packing up to leave for work, when he received a phone call. The call was from a telemarketer, offering to sell Rinaldo a mobile phone. This got the man riled up. But before he could pull his hand back to throw his cell phone at the ground, the phone himself stopped Rinaldo and flung itself on the floor, breaking in two.

“Hahaha, It was quite shocking.”, says Royce, a friend, “It was almost like the phone knew what was coming, and jumped to its fate.”

I am the DadarLeaks Guy. Some people claim.

                                                 I Am The DadarLeaks Guy!

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                I Am Definitely The DadarLeaks Guy, For My Consistent Bad Jokes &
                                                  My F**ked up One Liners.

                   Do Not Listen To Them It's Me, I Invented Facebook & Now I Am In India.

     It's Obvious, I Am The Real DadarLeaks Guy, This Is My Sub Company Under Wikileaks.

            I Am The DadarLeaks Guy F**kers! I Have The Money I Can F**k Anyone.


DadarLeaks. We have no branches on the interwebs.

Revelino Fernandes auditions for Murder 3.

We never thought this would happen, even in our wildest dreams Ever. Yesterday we were at Mahesh Bhatt Production House to conduct an interview with the best romantically mental murderous writer in the world till date. Yes he is none other than Mahesh Bhatt.

We started the interview with the success of his first film Murder starring the beautiful Mallika Sherawat which raised a lot of eyebrows. Slowly moving on to his current film Murder 2 starring Jacqueline Fernandez which is raising evrything up. Upon asking him what are his future plans. He says, "I think Ill complete my Murder trilogy, then look for a subtle genre. Infact many girls have already sent us their portfolios for Murder 3 which we haven't really started the planning process yet. But the funny part is we recieved this portfolio from this funny guy who says he wants to replace Mallika and Jacqueline and wants to be the next avatar of Murder 3. He does look sleek(laughs manically)."

We asked him to show us this guys portfolio as soon as we saw it, there was laughter all over the place. It was the CEO of Elite Sports, Revelino Fernandes. Yes you heard it right. We managed to get hold of some pictures, check them out.

 

 

We also managed to get our hands on the note he posted with his portfolio.
""Mr Bhatt, If your reading this, I am a die hard fan of your sexy murder stories and I sent you my portfolio do check it. Im keen on replacing the two beauties Mallika and Jacklene, Im ready to go topless, bottomless, pantyless you just name it. Also feel free to see my topless pictures I sent you. You know I've got everything you want. Awaiting reply. Yours Lovely Revelino Fernandes.""

Despite repeated attempts, Revelino remained unavailable for comments.

He's a Casanova. He's a Chick Magnet. Wait for it..... He is Steve D'souzaaaaaa!

As you guys know Steve D'souza in his baby days crawled out of his shell while trying to play hide and seek. Little did he know his shell will hide forever. He remained the nude boy all his life. But then slowly adapted to the human culture and started wearing clothes.

Yes hes the same guy who said Dadar is not perfect, maybe cause he never found his perfect women out in Dadar. Steve D'souza who belonged to Our Lady Of Salvation church, was actively involved in the Youth Group. He was the apex of the church youth group even above Fr.Constancio Noronha. He was a tough nut to crack even without his shell. He did organize the best of the parties and picnic. He finally gave up on Dadar girls and the youth group's sad progress.

He finally decided to enter another battlefield 'Malad'. He found all the girls attractive out there and that's not it, they too have the hots for him. He is like a casanova in Malad. He recently purchased a 'Ferrari GTO 599'. At a recent interview with DadarLeaks, Steve confirmed that he is building a playboy mansion soon  for all the single guys in dadar.


We bumped into one of his colleague lets call him Stanley who says, "Steve is is a playboy with his playgirls and I am all set to play in his playworld (playboy mansion)" feels shy and runs away from us.

What can we say? Steve is definitely the prince charming..

An open letter to Our Lady of Salvation Church and YCWA.

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Breaking News: Elita Correia visits Niagra falls, water stops falling.

As you people know that last month it was reported that Elita was about to dive into the biggest falls in the world the 'Niagara Falls'. She had crossed the railings tipping the guard with some home made fugyas. Then she went on to climb over the small wall railings and was about to dive in like as if she was God. Even God would think twice. It was on time that she was pulled back to the ground by the local officials. She then started arguing with the officials that she was a professional at swimming and they should let her do it. She ends up getting banned in and around that area.

Elita Correia

Our sources confirmed that yet again yesterday Elita was spotted at the falls wearing a catwoman mask, this time manages to tip the guard with a kiss that lasted for ten minutes. But something shocking happens in the history of Niagara falls. As Elita reaches close to the falls within seconds the Niagara falls water just stopped flowing. No one has an answer has to how this happened. The whole world stood still including the Niagara falls.

People crowding the place even more wanting to see has to how this happened. Elita on seeing this left the place sadly after a good half an hour wait. But what happened after this was again shocking as soon as she leaves the place the water flow starts again. Surprising isn't it.

No one knows what happened. Now the only conclusion the Canadian officials have come to is that the Niagara falls was scared of Elita bumping it, losing all of its water and flooding the whole of Canada. This does make sense.

We shall wait and hear her end of the story when she returns back.

Jason Francis mistaken for a suburban night club bouncer. Mysterious girl leaves in vain. Then he goes on a killing spree.

Jason Savio Francis

Recently Jason was spotted with a girl. It is reported that Jason was seen enjoying sharing drinks at a suburban bar and restaurant, and was more than normal close to the girl. Maybe a family friend or Jason's new interest.  Both were in high spirits. When a group of guys sitting on another table started playing the very popular 'Munni badnam Hui' song. The girl with Jason got up from her seat and started dancing. She was this(arms wide open) close to the true Munni style.

Jason wasn't all that happy. On seeing this he decided to take her to a club so that both can dance and make merry. The duo headed towards Boat club, while the girl still dancing and shaking her hips to the honking sounds of the auto rickshaws. What followed after that was absolute chaos and embarrassing

Apparently Jason looked similar to the previous bouncer of Boat club who was kidnapped from the spot some months before. And the Boat club manager on seeing him was overwhelmed with joy thinking it was the old bouncer who returned back to the pavilion. The manager then hugged Jason and brought him his bouncer costume. The girl thinking everything is true, slapped Jason and left from the spot leaving him stranded all alone. Jason red faced filled with anger with his fists tight as never broke the boat hit the manager with  a table killed two bouncers present and fled off the spot.

We managed to get in touch with one of the eyewitness present there. Bunty, "Ohh Chokra bahut paagal hogaya jaise uska item ne usko chamaat markar nikal gayi. Yeh ladka sabko maarna chalu kiya, dance club ka do watchmen ka khoon kar diya, manager ko foda aur pagal jaisa woh boat jo laga hua tha woh bhi tod diya"

Asked to rejoin parish Fr Cajetan Pinto laughs insanely for seven hours.

In an untoward incident yesterday the dude of all the priest's Fr Cajetan went through seven hours of uncontrollable laughter. Our sources say that Fr Cajetan was celebrating fathers day with some relatives, when one of the many priests present asked him to rejoin Our Lady Of Salvation Church, what followed after that was unusual and unexplainable.

"He went totally crazy." Says one witness who refused to be named. We will call him Allwyn. "It was very strange. This priest asked him to rejoin our parish & then Cajetan just froze. Then he went on to laugh like a maniac. Like something seriously funny went down. Like if Shaunin Fernandez fell down a flight of stairs.”

Fr Cajetan was unavailable for comment.

Random booze & drug test at Curles. Shannon 'Oliver' Rodrigues makes hasty exit to Bombay on his rented activa.

It was just another day in Goa at Curles where Shannon and his pals were partying and having a good time.

He wasn't all that happy cause there was no football around, but was definitely seen enjoying with all the teenage girls around him. When suddenly there was a rumour about a random booze and drug test going to happen at Curles.

"He just panicked and started jumping." Says a colleague who wishes to remain anonymous. We will call him Adu. "It was just a rumour that was spread when he took it seriously & just disappeared like a ninja, the funny part being he was just having mango juice and he doesn't drink alcohol. Woh chodu tho bahut dar gaya."

Shannon was so scared that is said to have started his rented activa & zoomed off to Bombay. Within a span of few hours he reached his Bombay house locked himself in the room & didn't come out for two days. Suddenly realizing he didn't do anything he doesn't consume alcohol nor does substance abuse. Funny the way it is for a person who doesn't drink. Comes happily out of his room.

Only realizing that the Goan Police is on their way to catch him for robbing an activa .A case is booked under his name. *facepalm* goes back in room.

Rihanna won't dance for Salvation Church Fest, claims parish priest Fr Aniceto asked her to dance with an umbrella & very less of booty shaking.

Our Lady Of Salvation Church

Our reporters have confirmed the news saying that Rihanna due to perform for the Salvation Church Fest has canned the show. Due to the parish priest's want of asking her to perform with an umbrella with a very little of  booty shaking.

When spoke to Rihanna about it
Rihanna, "Fr Aniceto has asked me 2 perform my song Umbrella with an actual umbrella & not shake my a** a lot. WTF! This is not done I better perform for a crowd at Shivaji park where people will appreciate it & know who I am."

Rihanna the only time spotted with an umbrella

 Fr Aniceto remained unavailable for comments, but uh his spokesperson denied the fact saying that, "She is gonna perform come what maybe" & hung up.

One insider Benjamin says, "I heard some girl shouting & screaming  inside Fr Aniceto's room that she wanted sum LADY GANGA. Then I had to go & ring the church bell so I left from there."

Interesting let us wait and watch what happens...