Eminem to Rap at this sunday's sermon.

For Hip-Hop fans in Dadar, there's good news: In a spontaneous turn of events, it has been confirmed that Eminem will appear at this Sunday's evening mass to rap instead of the sermon. Fans will get to see one of the finest white rapper in the history of Hip-Hop music this coming Sunday. What's more, there is a reliable word that Eminem will be performing three of his hits, 'Loose Yourself', 'Just Loose It' and 'Smack That Sermon' instead of the frequent mind-numbing sermon. And if time permits then 'Smack That Sermon' repeats again.

Loose Yourselves, I'll Be There.

For the most part, everybody has agreed that hip hop culture and its members are already in the church at-large. They also felt that most people would be wise to acknowledge and embrace the movement as a way of maintaining relevance with an increasingly disinterested audience. The church committee hopes to see all the outstanders come inside church for Eminem's performance. And also for the people who leave the church during the sermon to drink a cup of tea. "Is that the only time time the tea is nice and hot? If it's so I definetly miss it." says a priest.

One of our reporters heard the priest's already referring to the word 'YO - YO' in every sentence. When spoke to one priest he said, "Yo Yo I hope it Yo turns out to be a Yo jam packed Yo event." We asked him to understand that too many Yo's will spoil the flow.

Note: Eminem is due to perform at this Sunday's evening mass which will be held at Our Lady Of Salvation Church at 7.00pm on the 17th of July. Hope to see all you people here. Its a free entry.