June 24, 2011

Breaking News: Elita Correia visits Niagra falls, water stops falling.

As you people know that last month it was reported that Elita was about to dive into the biggest falls in the world the 'Niagara Falls'. She had crossed the railings tipping the guard with some home made fugyas. Then she went on to climb over the small wall railings and was about to dive in like as if she was God. Even God would think twice. It was on time that she was pulled back to the ground by the local officials. She then started arguing with the officials that she was a professional at swimming and they should let her do it. She ends up getting banned in and around that area.

Elita Correia

Our sources confirmed that yet again yesterday Elita was spotted at the falls wearing a catwoman mask, this time manages to tip the guard with a kiss that lasted for ten minutes. But something shocking happens in the history of Niagara falls. As Elita reaches close to the falls within seconds the Niagara falls water just stopped flowing. No one has an answer has to how this happened. The whole world stood still including the Niagara falls.

People crowding the place even more wanting to see has to how this happened. Elita on seeing this left the place sadly after a good half an hour wait. But what happened after this was again shocking as soon as she leaves the place the water flow starts again. Surprising isn't it.

No one knows what happened. Now the only conclusion the Canadian officials have come to is that the Niagara falls was scared of Elita bumping it, losing all of its water and flooding the whole of Canada. This does make sense.

We shall wait and hear her end of the story when she returns back.


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