Finally, Something to look up to in Dadar.

Salvation Singers

Salvation Singers, the choir headed by none other than Mr Bob Dylan is making us proud. Finally something to look up to in Dadar just when we thought there was no hope left out here.

Salvation Singers performed Dungar with Clinton Cerejo and Sawan Khan on MTV Coke Studio. The only good series 'Empty V' has. Otherwise, the channel is plain bullshit.

You guys should check Dungar here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzhisNr4FsE
The song is brilliantly beautiful. We are glad to be part of it.

Congrats!


The DadarLeaks Team

Shailesh Bhosale next movie Chand Chalna(Moon Walk) creating big hypes.

Shailesh Bhosale, the guy who shot to fame after his debut film Kalyug. Kalyug proved to be his big break into the world of movies. Kalyug was a film by Mahesh Bhatt. Shailesh is not new on the Bollywood scene and knows all about ups and downs in this industry. So, he has kept his hopes high and is waiting to taste success.

Shailesh Bhosale

His next film, Chand Chalna(Moon Walk) is due to hit theaters at the end of this year. He is starring with the beautiful Sridevi opposite. The name of the movie is everything that describes Shailesh as a dancer. The world doesn't know about Shailesh as a mindblowing dancer. He is all set to prove that in his next film Chand Chalna.

There is a saying in Dadar, 'Shailesh used to Moon-Walk before Michael Jackson did'

When spoke to the blue-eyed boy Shailesh says, "I was very angry with Michael Jackson for copying my step, but it's okay. I am still a die hard Michael Jackson fan. My next film is going to get the whole world grooving, moon walking and dancing to my lead. Just wait and watch."

We wish all the best to this talented dancer and budding actor. So can Shailesh become the next King of Pop? Only time will tell.

Stanley Rodrigues still mourning Osama Bin Laden's death.

 

Stanley, reveals to DadarLeaks, "I was Osama's best man. I'm heartbroken and miss him a lot. Besides, I keep having dreams that he's still alive, then when I wake up and realize he's dead, I start sobbing. It's horrible. I'm never going to shave my beard ever again unless he comes back to life."

'ADU' the bad dark guy, unleashes. An exclusive interview gone wrong with Adrian Fernandes.

I Am Evil

Enough said.

DL - Aur, kaisa hai bhai?

AF - PARDON? I'd rather you address me by my name.

DL - Greetings, Adrian.

AF - THE NAME IS Adu YOU FILTHY STEM OF A PLANT.

DL - Our apoligies, Adu. So how are you doing today?

AF - JOlly good pip pip. How you doing carcass?

DL - Wow, Adu, you seem to be in a very cheerful mood.

AF - Indeed. I watched Baby's Day Out last night.

DL - What?

AF - BLA.. BLACK! I WATCHED BLACK FRIDA.. I WATCHED TRANSFORMERS LAST NIGHT! NO, I ..I WATCHED A CAT DIE! It happened right in front of my eyes. I laughed when its last breath escaped its beak.

DL - Cats don't have beaks.

AF - DO NOT FOOL ME YOU ACNE RIDDEN CHILD. I WILL CAST MY SWORD IN YOUR MOUTH AND TEAR YOU APART AND THEN EA....

DL - ..Ok-ok, sorry. So tell us what are you upto?

AF - Nothing much. Just been, Oiling up the treadmill, Greasing up the racoon, Cranking up my rooster, Lubricating guns, Masturbat....

DL - ..Um, yeah ok. Is that your life in college or at the gym?

AF - NO! YOU MUCK OF ROTTENNESS. I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND CUT IT WITH MY SWORD AND THEN I WILL CUT YOUR BOD.....

DL - ..Wait, did you just say, “GOD”?

AF - SATAN! SATAN! I MEANT SATAN! *to self - forgive me, my dark father. Today I will sacrifice a pig*

DL - Ohh Ok! And howz it going with the girls?

AF - Girls come, girls go its all about the love vermin. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY DARK SKIN YOU MORON. OR, I WILL CUT YOUR SCUB OF FLESH AND EAT IT.

DL - Alright then. I think that will be all.

AF - Ok jolly good putrid wound.

DL - Yeah. Thank you for your time anyway. We shall meet you soon. Really. Thank you, Adrian.

AF - THE NAME IS Adu YOU TIT OF A PIG. I WILL CAST MY SWORD IN YO....


We're sorry.

DadarLeaks attacked.

Deadly Viruses.

Today my friend's is a very sad day. Once in your life, everyone is faced with what seems to be the most difficult time. It takes a lot of work out to come out strong and courageous out of that situation. For every single crew member at DadarLeaks today is that day.

In a very vile move, the pioneers of Dadar, YCWA have made their move. The committee, headed by Shaunin Fernandez, have unleashed their barbarous wing on DadarLeaks. It happened last night where every single writer and crew member at DadarLeaks was infected by the dreaded virus. It's a highly mutated virus that imparts flu like symptoms and extreme discomfort. One of our staff member suffered an epileptic fit.

We have decided that we will fight this battle with double the determination. And we need your full support for that. DadarLeaks will do it's best to keep you updated with the Dadar scene. Help us fight the sickness.

Eminem to Rap at this sunday's sermon.

For Hip-Hop fans in Dadar, there's good news: In a spontaneous turn of events, it has been confirmed that Eminem will appear at this Sunday's evening mass to rap instead of the sermon. Fans will get to see one of the finest white rapper in the history of Hip-Hop music this coming Sunday. What's more, there is a reliable word that Eminem will be performing three of his hits, 'Loose Yourself', 'Just Loose It' and 'Smack That Sermon' instead of the frequent mind-numbing sermon. And if time permits then 'Smack That Sermon' repeats again.

Loose Yourselves, I'll Be There.

For the most part, everybody has agreed that hip hop culture and its members are already in the church at-large. They also felt that most people would be wise to acknowledge and embrace the movement as a way of maintaining relevance with an increasingly disinterested audience. The church committee hopes to see all the outstanders come inside church for Eminem's performance. And also for the people who leave the church during the sermon to drink a cup of tea. "Is that the only time time the tea is nice and hot? If it's so I definetly miss it." says a priest.

One of our reporters heard the priest's already referring to the word 'YO - YO' in every sentence. When spoke to one priest he said, "Yo Yo I hope it Yo turns out to be a Yo jam packed Yo event." We asked him to understand that too many Yo's will spoil the flow.

Note: Eminem is due to perform at this Sunday's evening mass which will be held at Our Lady Of Salvation Church at 7.00pm on the 17th of July. Hope to see all you people here. Its a free entry.

A letter to Whomsoever it may Concern.

We are taking things slow lately. I am sure you guys can understand. This is difficult. Although not as difficult as impersonating someone. Now that needs some real balls. Balls so strong and heavy, they’d hang down to your ankles. Although not touching, because that would be gay. But fuck, impersonation can be damn difficult, and there’s no way we’d be able to manage. Like the 'spamster' gentleman running the (What MeN!!!!!) blog [http://ilivenexttothechurch.blogspot.com/]. We got to know about this strange blog this morning through our followers list. The Blog claims we DadarLeaks are plagiarizing some girl.

'Plagiariam Much!!!'. Seriously? first learn to spell it right, Spamster. Secondly come back to our blog (which you will since you are our vivid follower) and check the date of our first post which was on the 14th of June and then go back to your vague not so humorous blog and check the date of your first post which dates the 16th of June, if that is the so called blog you are talking about. Now we know who is the 'Plagiarism' Bitch. Please get your facts right before bullshitting stuff. Thirdly, We saw your blog states that we are mocking people. And we see you stating Judas Priestly is gay aka Jude. Now We see who is mocking people and being personal of the way they are and lastly we noticed how you caps-locked the word DadarLeaks. Makes us understand the gravity of the situation.

Finally you tell us to keep up the good work. You sir, are the apex and the vortex among thugs, among hitmen, among fucking ninjas. We at DadarLeaks go down on our knees like the whores that we are, and grace our noses with the ground that your feet have touched. Your apex skills, matched with the throbbing appeal is exactly what worthless, insignificant asses such as ourselves need to look upto. You are the sour cream over turkey breast.

We would rather remain anonymous, than ascertain our names as a registry entry. You Sir are a mosquito larvae still to be born.
We salute you, Kind sir.

The DadarLeaks Team.

Bull attacks Indiabulls. Angry bull tosses Cathy Dmello like a ragdoll. Angry Cathy disembowels the bull.

We’ve seen the usual life threatening attacks by raging bulls on matadors but this bull was definitely different from the rest. The bull attacked Indiabulls office.

Yesterday was just another day at Indiabulls, where all their employees got together in the lobby to talk about how their work sucks. Not having a single clue to what's coming up next. In a matter of three seconds, An angry bull leaps into Indiabulls compound. "Wow finally Indiabulls makes sense!" exclaimed an employee in the lobby, who was later rushed to a nearby hosipital.

The bull charged towards the crowd mingling in the lobby. The receptionist had to say that the crowd was apparently taunting the bull before the incident. At least 50 people were injured at Indiabulls, after the bull charged into them in the office lobby. Good thing there were no fatalities. But would you believe someone actually tried to grab the bull by the tail to stop it's attack? Yes it was The famous Dadar ki Rani Cathy Dmello an employee of Indiabulls. This pissed the bull even more, the bull turned around caught Cathy with it's horns and tossed her around like a ragdoll.

Cathy just lost it, She retaliates within three seconds. Showing no mercy to the bull, She brought it on the bull, fists, nails and  bites. She then went ahead to do some rather swift, blunt-force disembowelment on the bull showing no remorse, thus killing the bull on the spot.

We spoke to Cathy Dmello, and she says, "It's no big deal. We were just chilling in the lobby and this happened. Seriously it's Ok. Now your'll better run for your life or I cut you into piec...an... .. .. "

We flee the spot on time...
Wonder if the bull had something to do with the company name.

The following evening caught choking a street cat.

Aarifah Eve Rebello went flying(Mad) Over Donuts.

Aarifah Eve Rebello

 What we witnessed yesterday was completely shocking and out of the world.

This happened at Mad Over Donuts. We were chilling and munching over some donuts yesterday. After a few minutes later a girl entered the outlet. The girl who is believed to be Aarifah Eve Rebello from Dadar. Aarifah Eve Rebello entered the shop and commanded, "Come out my flying donuts." What followed after that was like watching Donuts Vs Humans.

As soon as she commanded, there was thundering like sounds being heard. There was bright lights, loud noises, temperature extremes, headaches stemming from brain and pain over the body in the form of electric shock. All the donuts came out like flying saucers and invaded the area circling around Aarifah. The Donuts had huge mouths, hell-bent on consuming you in a single bite. We panicked in sync like psychotics.

Our Lensman managed to capture the massive Donut on his camera.

All the Donuts then came together to become one big f*cking flying Donut saucer on which Aarifah jumped, like Harry Potter sitting on his toilet broom and vanished with the speed of light in the skies, creating a big hole in the ceiling of Mad Over Donuts. We managed to escape unhurt.


We were all numb until now. Our reporters are still healing from this incident.

Rinaldo Mendes gets pissed. Phone throws self on floor.

Rinaldo Mendes is a charming young man. But those who know him well, are aware of his extreme short temper. The Dadar resident is known to be irritated quite easily, and there is only one that suffers due to this wrath lashout – Rinaldo's cell phone.

Employees at Jet Airways, where Rinaldo works, are witness to these aggressive moments. Chairman Naresh Goyal says, “There is a saying in Jet Airways. Rinaldo’s phone comes to work before Rinaldo does.”

Last week, Rinaldo was packing up to leave for work, when he received a phone call. The call was from a telemarketer, offering to sell Rinaldo a mobile phone. This got the man riled up. But before he could pull his hand back to throw his cell phone at the ground, the phone himself stopped Rinaldo and flung itself on the floor, breaking in two.

“Hahaha, It was quite shocking.”, says Royce, a friend, “It was almost like the phone knew what was coming, and jumped to its fate.”